Day 110

Dear Journal – Day 110 on Earth

This morning I woke up, sat on the back deck and watched the sunrise. I contemplated the meaning of life while listening to Mozart. HAHA, just kidding journal. I woke up with dried up slobber around my mouth, screamed until the giants came to get me, and then I finished my bottle in a record breaking time of 17 minutes. I swear, I can scream all day, projectile vomit, and literally poop everywhere and mommy and daddy STILL think I’m the cutest thing there ever was. I recently saw my reflection in the mirror and I totally get it now. I am seriously adorable. If I could figure it out somehow, I would pinch my own cheeks.

But enough about my good looks, let’s talk about how much life has changed since my last update. I am happy to announce that I have finally figured out the hand in mouth situation. I realized I needed to ungrasp my thumb in order to get better suction. Whoa. Life changing. Who needs a binky when you have one attached to your body? I keep trying to get mommy and daddy to try my thumb to see what they are missing out on, but they will not open their mouths when I try and stick my hands in them! Clearly it’s their loss!

I did take up the hobby of trying to ‘roll over’ as I mentioned in my last post. I underestimated how complicated that was going to be. First off, the whole part of being on my stomach is a serious issue. Does anyone actually enjoy that? I recently overheard mommy talk about how much she “hated” something called ‘exercising’, she seemed very passionate about it because she kept repeating the word ‘hate’. I can only assume that hate is a strong word and used to describe something uncomfortable. So I will say this, I HATE BEING ON MY STOMACH. I would rather sit through an episode of that awful cartoon ‘Caillou’. Trust me journal…that is saying a lot.

Sigh. But like mommy, I will continue to try because now I am just determined to figure out this rolling over situation. Also like mommy, I will continue to cry while doing this activity that I hate so much. Once I master it though, I have a feeling there will be no stopping me! I will become a rolling machine! There’s a corner of the living room that looks intriguing, I must find a way to get to it and I have a feeling that rolling there will be my only option.

Oh crap filled diaper, is it 10:00pm already? Between playing, eating, and napping I feel like my days are just going by too fast! I rarely have any time to play tricks and games on mommy and daddy. Although journal, my latest game is quite hilarious. I recently started to notice that every time I would smile or laugh, mommy would place this object in front of me. She would say things like ‘smile for mommy’ or ‘smile for the camera’. Journal, this is great, you’re going to love this. Now when she brings the object out and puts it in front of me, I stop everything that I am doing and just stare at it. Then after a few minutes when she puts it away…I start being absolutely adorable again. HA! Seriously. It’s fantastic. If there is anything I have learned these past few months on earth it’s that I am one hilarious baby.

Well journal, as always it has been a pleasure. I must go now, being this cute and hilarious seriously takes a toll on one’s self. I need to rest up for my morning bottle on the deck to watch the sunrise. Hahaha, again just kidding. I’m going to rest up so I can wake up and leave a massive surprise in my diaper for daddy. What can I say journal, I have a big heart and truly love to give and share with others.

Until next time,

Dahlia